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Dad Hat

SILENTLY JUDGING YOU

I’m not quiet. I’m calculating.

This hat’s judging you — but politely. Crafted from soft chino cotton twill with a breathable 6-panel build, it’s unstructured, low-key, and highly opinionated. The curved brim hides your raised eyebrows while the antique brass buckle lets you adjust for ultimate resting bitch face comfort. Whether you’re on a date, in a queue, or just existing among people, this cap keeps your judgments stylish and slightly passive-aggressive.

Features

This classic low-profile cap brings effortless style to anyone with a head. With its soft, unstructured fit and curved visor, it delivers maximum chill and minimum effort. The adjustable strap ensures it fits your vibe (and your skull), while the crown keeps things cool — literally and figuratively. Whether you’re making a statement or just ghosting your hairbrush, this one’s got you covered.

  • 100% chino cotton twill
  • Green Camo: 65% polyester / 35% chino cotton twill
  • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile design
  • 6 embroidered eyelets for ventilation
  • 3⅛” (7.6 cm) crown height
  • Adjustable strap with antique buckle

Care Instructions

  • Wipe clean with a damp cloth
  • Do not iron print
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not tumble dry
Regular price €34,00 EUR
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