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Umbrella

MERDE, IL PLEUT

Et alors ? J’ai un parapluie qui claque

Why settle for a boring umbrella? The bestselling “Merde Il Pleut” umbrella brings the perfect French attitude to grey, rainy days. Bold, cheeky, and sturdy — it tells the rain (and the world) exactly how you feel. Loved as a funny French gift, a quirky fashion statement, or just a little weather rebellion. Lightweight but tough enough for city winds, it folds away neatly when the sun comes back. A perfect present for friends, Francophiles, or yourself.

Features

This foldable umbrella isn’t just practical—it’s got presence. With a slick semi-automatic open and a grip that won’t slip, it handles sudden downpours like a pro. Built to survive wind, crowds, and your commute without flipping out (literally). Just stash it, snap it open, and own the weather. And it's pretty big too, able to keep up to three people dry at once.

  • Open canopy diameter 48", shaft length 20.5" (folded) vs. 30" (open)
  • 100% quick-dry polyester
  • Semi-automatic open—fast, easy, drama-free
  • 8 sturdy fiber ribs for extra fight in the wind
  • Comfy rubber handle for non-slip grip
  • Comes with matching sleeve + wrist strap for the win

Care Instructions

Care like a grown-up: Let it air dry open. Wipe clean with a damp cloth. That’s it.

Regular price $48.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $48.00 USD
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