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Distressed Dad hat

ICH REDE MIT MEINEM HUND ÜBER DICH

Your dog doesn't judge. You, however, do.

For the emotionally supported and socially unavailable. This frayed, lived-in cap is embroidered with passive-aggressive perfection — in German, no less. Crafted from 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill, it features a relaxed 6-panel fit, no buckram for extra chill, and a curved distressed brim that gives “I walk my dog and ghost people.” The Velcro™ strap adjusts easily, while six eyelets help you stay ventilated during judgment sessions.

Features

The distressed dad hat brings just the right amount of “I woke up like this” energy. With a gently frayed brim and a super soft crown, it’s effortlessly cool — like you, but with better stitching. No stiff structure, no awkward fit. Just that perfect worn-in look straight out of the box (without the actual wear and tear of life).

  • 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
  • Low-profile, 6-panel unstructured fit
  • Soft crown with no buckram = chill AF
  • Lightly frayed brim and crown for that worn-in vibe
  • 6 sewn eyelets for ventilation
  • Adjustable hook-and-loop strap (yes, that’s Velcro™)

Care Instructions

  • Wipe clean with a damp cloth
  • Do not iron print
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not tumble dry
Regular price €35,00 EUR
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