Skip to product information
1 of 10

Distressed Dad hat

WAR BAD BOOBS GOOD

The foreign policy we can all get behind.

Declare peace and titties with this painfully correct embroidered statement. Made from soft, pre-shrunk cotton twill, this cap features a distressed crown and frayed brim for that vintage “fought the system” look. Breathable with six eyelets, and adjustable via Velcro™ for battle-ready comfort. Ideal for festivals, awkward family events, and rejecting every politician equally.

Features

The distressed dad hat brings just the right amount of “I woke up like this” energy. With a gently frayed brim and a super soft crown, it’s effortlessly cool — like you, but with better stitching. No stiff structure, no awkward fit. Just that perfect worn-in look straight out of the box (without the actual wear and tear of life).

  • 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
  • Low-profile, 6-panel unstructured fit
  • Soft crown with no buckram = chill AF
  • Lightly frayed brim and crown for that worn-in vibe
  • 6 sewn eyelets for ventilation
  • Adjustable hook-and-loop strap (yes, that’s Velcro™)

Care Instructions

  • Wipe clean with a damp cloth
  • Do not iron print
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not tumble dry
Regular price €35,00 EUR
Regular price Sale price €35,00 EUR
Sale Sold out
Taxes included. Discounts and shipping calculated at checkout.
Color
View full details