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Umbrella

I'M A RAY OF FUCKING SUNSHINE

Smiling through gritted teeth.

This umbrella radiates sarcasm while keeping you dry. With a 48” canopy of quick-dry polyester, it opens semi-automatically for drama-free deployment (unlike you). Eight reinforced fiber ribs fight the wind, while the comfy rubber handle gives you non-slip control over your weather-fueled rage. Includes a matching sleeve and wrist strap for smug storage. Sunshine? No. Star quality? Always.

Features

This foldable umbrella isn’t just practical—it’s got presence. With a slick semi-automatic open and a grip that won’t slip, it handles sudden downpours like a pro. Built to survive wind, crowds, and your commute without flipping out (literally). Just stash it, snap it open, and own the weather. And it's pretty big too, able to keep up to three people dry at once.

  • Open canopy diameter 48", shaft length 20.5" (folded) vs. 30" (open)
  • 100% quick-dry polyester
  • Semi-automatic open—fast, easy, drama-free
  • 8 sturdy fiber ribs for extra fight in the wind
  • Comfy rubber handle for non-slip grip
  • Comes with matching sleeve + wrist strap for the win

Care Instructions

Care like a grown-up: Let it air dry open. Wipe clean with a damp cloth. That’s it.

Regular price €40,00 EUR
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