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Umbrella

SCHEIßWETTER

When life gives you Scheißwetter, you give it the finger—with a flawless umbrella deployment.

Let your umbrella do the swearing in crisp German. “Scheißwetter” is etched into your rainy-day vibe with a 48” quick-dry canopy, semi-automatic opening, and eight windproof ribs that won’t flinch. Black rubber handle provides a no-slip grip on your rage, while the wrist strap and sleeve let you pack the anger neatly when skies clear. Works in Berlin, or anywhere else weather ruins your mood.

Features

This foldable umbrella isn’t just practical—it’s got presence. With a slick semi-automatic open and a grip that won’t slip, it handles sudden downpours like a pro. Built to survive wind, crowds, and your commute without flipping out (literally). Just stash it, snap it open, and own the weather. And it's pretty big too, able to keep up to three people dry at once.

  • Open canopy diameter 48", shaft length 20.5" (folded) vs. 30" (open)
  • 100% quick-dry polyester
  • Semi-automatic open—fast, easy, drama-free
  • 8 sturdy fiber ribs for extra fight in the wind
  • Comfy rubber handle for non-slip grip
  • Comes with matching sleeve + wrist strap for the win

Care Instructions

Care like a grown-up: Let it air dry open. Wipe clean with a damp cloth. That’s it.

Regular price €40,00 EUR
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