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Umbrella

MOVE I'M GAY

This isn’t a request. It’s traffic control. 🌈

Queer. Unapologetic. Waterproof. This umbrella makes a bold entrance with its 48” quick-dry polyester canopy and semi-automatic open that matches your energy. Eight reinforced fiber ribs defy gusts like you defy heteronormativity. The rubber handle ensures grip through storms and shade. With its matching sleeve and wrist strap, this is the ultimate accessory for drama, rain, or both.

Features

This foldable umbrella isn’t just practical—it’s got presence. With a slick semi-automatic open and a grip that won’t slip, it handles sudden downpours like a pro. Built to survive wind, crowds, and your commute without flipping out (literally). Just stash it, snap it open, and own the weather. And it's pretty big too, able to keep up to three people dry at once.

  • Open canopy diameter 48", shaft length 20.5" (folded) vs. 30" (open)
  • 100% quick-dry polyester
  • Semi-automatic open—fast, easy, drama-free
  • 8 sturdy fiber ribs for extra fight in the wind
  • Comfy rubber handle for non-slip grip
  • Comes with matching sleeve + wrist strap for the win

Care Instructions

Care like a grown-up: Let it air dry open. Wipe clean with a damp cloth. That’s it.

Regular price $48.00 USD
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