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Umbrella

MOVE, I'M GAY

Watch 'em scatter.

Rain? Crowds? Sidewalk hogs? Handle it without saying a word—this umbrella shouts it for you: MOVE I’M GAY. Featuring bold 3D lettering on a water-repellent polyester canopy, a smooth semi-automatic open, and wind-defying fiber ribs, this baddie keeps you dry, seen, and slightly intimidating.

Available in multiple colors to match your drag (or your drip). Big enough for three—unless you’re in a solo power stance. Or on a date. Or walking with your drag mom.

Features

This foldable umbrella isn’t just practical—it’s got presence. With a slick semi-automatic open and a grip that won’t slip, it handles sudden downpours like a pro. Built to survive wind, crowds, and your commute without flipping out (literally). Just stash it, snap it open, and own the weather. And it's pretty big too, able to keep up to three people dry at once.

  • Open canopy diameter 48", shaft length 20.5" (folded) vs. 30" (open)
  • 100% quick-dry polyester
  • Semi-automatic open—fast, easy, drama-free
  • 8 sturdy fiber ribs for extra fight in the wind
  • Comfy rubber handle for non-slip grip
  • Comes with matching sleeve + wrist strap for the win

Care Instructions

Care like a grown-up: Let it air dry open. Wipe clean with a damp cloth. That’s it.

Regular price $48.00 USD
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