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Umbrella

MERDE, IL PLEUT

French, fashionable, furious.

Translation: “Shit, it’s raining.” This moody Parisian classic in don't-talk-to-me black blends style with side-eye. Made from 100% quick-dry polyester, the 48” canopy is big enough for three and bold enough for one. Opens with a semi-automatic click that screams efficiency. Eight fiber ribs keep the storm at bay, while the soft rubber handle says “I’m too chic for this.” Includes a wrist strap and matching sleeve for sudden exits. C’est la pluie, c’est la vie. Also available in look-at-me yellow.

Ships next business day
EU orders land in 3–4 days, worldwide in 5–9
No POD waiting — just open, snap, stay dry

Features

This foldable umbrella isn’t just practical—it’s got presence. With a slick semi-automatic open and a grip that won’t slip, it handles sudden downpours like a pro. Built to survive wind, crowds, and your commute without flipping out (literally). Just stash it, snap it open, and own the weather. And it's pretty big too, able to keep up to three people dry at once.

  • Open canopy diameter 48", shaft length 20.5" (folded) vs. 30" (open)
  • 100% quick-dry polyester
  • Weighs 540g / 1.2lb
  • Semi-automatic open—fast, easy, drama-free
  • 8 sturdy fiber ribs for extra fight in the wind
  • Comfy rubber handle for non-slip grip
  • Comes with matching sleeve + wrist strap for the win
  • All umbrellas carry a 4.13" (10.5cm) RUDECAPS.COM wordmark just below the canopy strap

Care Instructions

Care like a grown-up: Let it air dry open. Wipe clean with a damp cloth. That’s it.

Regular price €40,00 EUR
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