GERMAN

Weniger Small Talk. Mehr Aussage.

This one’s for the sharp-tongued, rule-bending, beer-loving, sarcasm-appreciating crowd who call Germany home (or heart). The captions are blunt. The humor’s dry. The attitude? Unmistakably deutsch. From regional winks to universal truths, these pieces land somewhere between Berlin cool and Bavarian “don’t test me.”

🇩🇪 Designed for precision. Delivered with punch.
🗣️ Klartext, mit Stil.
🎁 Perfect for expats, locals, and language nerds alike.