Because dogs don’t spill secrets — but they sure know who’s sus. This cap is stitched with side-eye in German and ideal for introverts, overthinkers, and emotionally codependent pet parents. Made from soft, garment-washed cotton with a gently curved brim and adjustable buckle, it’s designed for comfort, shade, and silent judgment. Whether you’re walking your dog or ignoring your ex, this hat helps you say less… and bark more.