"No, sweetie, this bandana doesn’t go on you, it becomes you – and right now, you are not ready. You want this energy? Earn it. Learn to strut, to command space, to silence a room with a look. Until then, step aside. Because this? This is for legends only. And right now… you’re giving civilian."

The Bitch Please bandana brings full diva energy, straight out of the ballroom. Pink glitter-look print on sleek dark microfiber, easy to tie, lightweight and comfortable – but heavy on attitude. For dogs, cats, or that one rabbit who thinks they’re royalty. This isn’t just an accessory, darling. It’s a crown.