They said your pet was priceless. Turns out they charge $1 a minute for affection. The bold red-and-white “Pet Me $1/min” print tells it like it is: cute is a business. Made from soft, durable microfiber with an adjustable collar strap, this bandana fits comfortably while broadcasting sass. Perfect for dogs, cats, or even that unreasonably relaxed rabbit. Fluffy entrepreneur included, tips not.