This hat is for those heroic souls who abandon drinks mid-convo for a shot at belly rubs. Made from 100% cotton with a low-profile fit, it features a curved brim and adjustable strap for all-day comfort — even when you’re crawling after a beagle. The embroidered slogan adds humor, while the vintage wash gives it that worn-in, ready-to-chase-dogs look. Whether you’re at the park, a party, or a wedding you didn’t want to attend, this hat announces your real reason for being there — the dog.