Some hats whisper. This one screams. Crafted from soft, pre-washed cotton for that perfectly lived-in feel, it features an adjustable strap, breathable paneling, and a sass level that’s borderline illegal. The shocking embroidered statement delivers peak party energy while the comfy fit keeps it wearable all day — from awkward dates to brunch betrayal. Whether you actually bleached or just metaphorically over-prepped, this cap’s for you. Wear it with pride, pain, or pettiness.