You’re here — but your heart’s at home on the couch, with paws and betrayal in the air. This hat keeps it real for every dog parent out against their will. With breathable fabric, soft inner lining, and a casual unstructured crown, it’s ideal for guilt-trips, literal or emotional. The embroidered slogan spells regret, the adjustable strap ensures a comfy fit, and the vintage wash gives it that I-walk-dogs-in-style look. Woof once if you agree.