This is peak regretwear. With durable cotton construction and a soft inner band, this dad hat lets you process disappointment in maximum comfort. The bold embroidery delivers punchline energy with barstool confidence, while the adjustable back strap ensures you can wear it in post-date silence or walk-of-shame pride. Perfect for bad parties, worse hookups, and nights that started with optimism and ended with Uber Eats. Hairless. Heartbroken. Hilarious.