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Dad Hat

I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS?

The disappointment is staggering.

This is peak regretwear. With durable cotton construction and a soft inner band, this dad hat lets you process disappointment in maximum comfort. The bold embroidery delivers punchline energy with barstool confidence, while the adjustable back strap ensures you can wear it in post-date silence or walk-of-shame pride. Perfect for bad parties, worse hookups, and nights that started with optimism and ended with Uber Eats. Hairless. Heartbroken. Hilarious.

Features

This classic low-profile cap brings effortless style to anyone with a head. With its soft, unstructured fit and curved visor, it delivers maximum chill and minimum effort. The adjustable strap ensures it fits your vibe (and your skull), while the crown keeps things cool — literally and figuratively. Whether you’re making a statement or just ghosting your hairbrush, this one’s got you covered.

  • 100% chino cotton twill
  • Green Camo: 65% polyester / 35% chino cotton twill
  • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile design
  • 6 embroidered eyelets for ventilation
  • 3⅛” (7.6 cm) crown height
  • Adjustable strap with antique buckle

Care Instructions

  • Wipe clean with a damp cloth
  • Do not iron print
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not tumble dry
Regular price $41.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $41.00 USD
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