This one’s for the girls who get told to smile and instantly feel like slapping someone with their tote bag. With clean embroidery on a faded cotton canvas, it’s got attitude stitched into every thread. Breathable, bendable, and effortlessly cool, the cap sits low like your tolerance for mansplaining. The adjustable strap fits all head shapes — even stubborn ones. Whether you’re running errands or dodging the patriarchy, this hat makes it clear: you’ll smile on your terms.