This Dutch dad hat does what customer service can’t: set the record straight. Ideal for museum wanderers, IKEA regulars, or literally anyone who’s ever been mistaken for staff, this no-nonsense design is stitched in stone-cold sarcasm. Lightweight, breathable, and finished with a relaxed crown and adjustable strap, it delivers effortless comfort with maximum “don’t talk to me” energy. In the land of directness, this hat is the final word.