For anyone who leaves conversations emotionally drained and professionally unpaid. This cap is embroidered with corporate sarcasm and built for comfort: soft cotton construction, stitched eyelets for breathability, and an adjustable strap that fits as well as your boundaries should. Whether you’re a therapist, consultant, or just tired of carrying the convo, this hat sets the tone before you even speak. It’s minimalist, it’s mean, and it’s about time someone started charging for their presence.