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Dad Hat

I'M BILLING YOU FOR THIS CONVERSATION

Emotional labor ain’t free.

For anyone who leaves conversations emotionally drained and professionally unpaid. This cap is embroidered with corporate sarcasm and built for comfort: soft cotton construction, stitched eyelets for breathability, and an adjustable strap that fits as well as your boundaries should. Whether you’re a therapist, consultant, or just tired of carrying the convo, this hat sets the tone before you even speak. It’s minimalist, it’s mean, and it’s about time someone started charging for their presence.

Features

This classic low-profile cap brings effortless style to anyone with a head. With its soft, unstructured fit and curved visor, it delivers maximum chill and minimum effort. The adjustable strap ensures it fits your vibe (and your skull), while the crown keeps things cool — literally and figuratively. Whether you’re making a statement or just ghosting your hairbrush, this one’s got you covered.

  • 100% chino cotton twill
  • Green Camo: 65% polyester / 35% chino cotton twill
  • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile design
  • 6 embroidered eyelets for ventilation
  • 3⅛” (7.6 cm) crown height
  • Adjustable strap with antique buckle

Care Instructions

  • Wipe clean with a damp cloth
  • Do not iron print
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not tumble dry
Regular price $41.00 USD
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