Channel your inner board game and shut down nonsense in style. This Dutch phrase — part warning, part mantra — is stitched into breathable cotton twill with 6 embroidered eyelets and a chill, low-profile crown. Whether you’re fighting the urge to lash out in traffic or tolerate another pointless meeting, this adjustable, comfy-fit hat does the scolding for you. Antisocial but make it adorable.