For the freaks with hygiene standards. This hat is stitched with dirty-minded pragmatism onto breathable 100% chino cotton twill. With a soft, curved brim and six-panel build, it keeps your head comfy while your standards stay firm. Six eyelets for airflow, adjustable strap in back — and enough embroidered innuendo to ruin a picnic. Wear it with confidence, but maybe carry hand sanitizer.