Spanish for “I look innocent, but it was me,” this embroidered confession pairs perfectly with your mischief. Stitched on 100% chino cotton twill with a low-profile, 6-panel fit, it’s breathable, bold, and bilingual. Features a curved brim, six eyelets for air flow, and an antique buckle strap to keep things tight while you pretend it wasn’t you. Ideal for parties, pranks, or pleading the fifth.