“Wish I were rich instead of this good-looking” — same. This Dutch dilemma is embroidered on a breezy 100% cotton twill hat with unstructured crown, curved brim, and serious hot-person energy. Six eyelets keep it cool while the antique buckle makes it fit like it was made for your photogenic little head. Ideal for selfies, sarcasm, and flirtations at the Albert Heijn.