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Pet Bandana Collar

NOT TODAY, HUMAN

Keep your distance. Or don’t. Expect no participation either way.

Some dogs beg. Others decline your presence with dignity. This charcoal bandana says it for them — calmly, clearly, and with just the right amount of contempt. Made from durable, easy-care microfiber with crisp typography that reads like a verbal shrug.  Available in four sizes, it fits like a charm, looks sharp, and won’t dignify nonsense with a bark.

Features

  • 100% polyester: Durable, shape-retaining and quick-drying synthetic fabric.
  • Adjustable strap: Buckle strap that fits snugly around your pet’s neck.
  • Hemmed edges: Sewn edges add strength and keep the finish tidy.
  • Shipped from USA

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not tumble dry
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dryclean
Regular price $27.00 USD
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