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Unisex T-Shirt

I'M VERY VULNERABLE RN IF ANY BAD BITCHES WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE

Just a delicate little trap in soft cotton.

Vulnerable? You? Oh absolutely. Totally. Couldn’t possibly fend off a bad bitch right now. This shirt is a geek's trap, plain and simple. A decoy of faux softness with a punchline baked in. You’ll either attract chaos… or become it. Soft, fitted, comfy — basically the perfect outfit for emotional manipulation. Or brunch.

Features

Not just a tee. A whole mood.

This isn’t your basic cotton tee—it’s the one you reach for on laundry day because it actually feels good. Lightweight, breathable, and cut just right, it works hard without trying hard. Dress it up, down, or sideways. Either way, it brings the attitude.

  • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Retail fit with a modern cut
  • Ribbed collar that keeps its shape
  • Tear-away label = no scratchy nonsense
  • Made ethically. Like, actually.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
  • Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
  • Tumble dry on low heat
  • Iron, steam, or dry at medium heat
  • Do not dry clean
Regular price €25,00 EUR
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