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Umbrella

MERDE, IL PLEUT

French, fashionable, furious.

Translation: “Shit, it’s raining.” This moody Parisian classic in don't-talk-to-me black blends style with side-eye. Made from 100% quick-dry polyester, the 48” canopy is big enough for three and bold enough for one. Opens with a semi-automatic click that screams efficiency. Eight fiber ribs keep the storm at bay, while the soft rubber handle says “I’m too chic for this.” Includes a wrist strap and matching sleeve for sudden exits. C’est la pluie, c’est la vie. Also available in look-at-me yellow.

Features

For when you want to stay dry and shady — literally and figuratively. This compact UV-resistant umbrella isn’t for sharing — by design. With a 37.4” / 95cm canopy, it comfortably covers one person: you. No room for friends, lovers, or awkward huddles. Fits in your bag, opens with a slap of a button, and blocks 95% of UV rays. It’s like sunscreen, but make it couture.

  • 100% waterproof polyester with long-lasting sublimation print
  • 37.4” / 95cm wide, fits one body and one bad mood
  • Folds to 11.4” /29cm to stash in bags, clutch purses, or oversized pockets
  • Weighs just onder 1lb/430g, light enough to carry, just heavy enough to swing
  • Auto open & close system: one button, one hand, zero patience
  • Rubberized handle for a confident grip (even in chaos)
  • UV-resistant black coating (95%) keeps you cooler under pressure

Care Instructions

Care like a grown-up: Let it air dry open. Wipe clean with a damp cloth. That’s it.

Regular price €39,00 EUR
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