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Pet Hoodie

NO GODS NO LEASHES

Down with the leash-archy!

Not every pup obeys. Especially not this one. This punk pet hoodie screams independence with a bright red anarcho-A and the bold slogan “No Gods No Leash.” Perfect for rebellious floofs and anti-authority barkers. Made from 100% soft-yet-durable polyester, it delivers cozy warmth without cramping your dog’s style. The hoodie includes a ribbed hem with matched seam stitching for a clean look. Available in seven sizes to fit every kind of mutt or monarch. Whether it’s a street protest or just peeing on the mayor’s flower bed, this hoodie brings comfort, attitude, and chaos.

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Your dog deserves better than basic. This hoodie turns them into the main event. Made from 100% soft polyester that’s built to last (unlike their loyalty), it’s perfect for cold walks, couch patrol, or crashing the family party. Whether it’s their birthday or just another day of ignoring you, this hoodie brings heat, style, and maximum main-character energy. Warning: may cause spontaneous street photography.

  • 100% polyester fabric: Lightweight, strong, and quick to dry. Built to keep up.
  • 5 sizes available: From tiny terrors to full-sized sidewalk stars.
  • Made for attitude: Designed to piss off groomers and impress strangers.
  • Assembled in the USA using global parts

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (30°C max)
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry low
  • Or air dry flat — it’ll be ready before the next walk.
Regular price $39.00 USD
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