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Umbrella

KUTWEER

Dutch skies, Dutch swear words.

A classic Dutch expletive for classic Dutch weather. This quick-dry polyester umbrella unfolds to a 48” shield against all things soggy and depressing. The semi-automatic open lets you vent frustration faster, while 8 fiber ribs hold steady against wind tantrums. Rubber handle = firm grip, even when your mood slips. Comes with a sleeve and wrist strap for storm-ready sarcasm. Kutweer, indeed.

Features

This foldable umbrella isn’t just practical—it’s got presence. With a slick semi-automatic open and a grip that won’t slip, it handles sudden downpours like a pro. Built to survive wind, crowds, and your commute without flipping out (literally). Just stash it, snap it open, and own the weather. And it's pretty big too, able to keep up to three people dry at once.

  • Open canopy diameter 48", shaft length 20.5" (folded) vs. 30" (open)
  • 100% quick-dry polyester
  • Semi-automatic open—fast, easy, drama-free
  • 8 sturdy fiber ribs for extra fight in the wind
  • Comfy rubber handle for non-slip grip
  • Comes with matching sleeve + wrist strap for the win

Care Instructions

Care like a grown-up: Let it air dry open. Wipe clean with a damp cloth. That’s it.

Regular price $48.00 USD
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