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Tank Top

ADULTING - FUCKING BULLSHIT, WOULD NOT RECOMMEND

One star. Would not life again.

Say it like it is with this cheeky tank top boldly declaring “ADULTING - FUCKING BULLSHIT, WOULD NOT RECOMMEND.” Made for those who laugh in the face of responsibility, it’s crafted from soft, lightweight fabric that keeps you cool and comfy whether you’re lounging or out with friends. The relaxed fit suits all body types and pairs perfectly with casual outfits or layered looks. This tank is the ultimate wearable mood and makes a hilarious gift for anyone navigating grown-up life with humor.

Features

Sun’s out. Attitude’s out.

This unisex jersey tank is built for reps, rest days, and raising eyebrows. Soft, lightweight, and cut to move, it’s your go-to whether you’re crushing goals or just flexing your sarcasm. Bold prints. Zero sleeves. Maximum personality.

Product features

  • With side seams for added structural support
  • Self fabric binding for a sleek finish
  • Made from a soft blend of cotton and polyester
  • Lightweight fabric ideal for warmer weather
  • Tear-away label for maximum comfort

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: medium
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
  • Do not dryclean
Regular price $32.00 USD
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