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Umbrella

MERDE, IL PLEUT

Built for one. Serving for ten.

Why settle for a boring umbrella? Here in look-at-me yellow, the bestselling “Merde Il Pleut” umbrella brings the perfect French attitude to grey, rainy days. Bold, cheeky, and sturdy — it tells the rain (and the world) exactly how you feel. Lightweight yet tough enough for city winds, it opens with a semi-automatic snap and folds neatly into its matching sleeve when the sun returns. Big enough to keep up to three people dry, it’s loved as a funny French gift, a quirky fashion statement, or just a little weather rebellion. A perfect present for friends, Francophiles, or yourself. Also available in don't-talk-to-me black.

Features

For when you want to stay dry and shady — literally and figuratively. This compact UV-resistant umbrella isn’t for sharing — by design. With a 37.4” / 95cm canopy, it comfortably covers one person: you. No room for friends, lovers, or awkward huddles. Fits in your bag, opens with a slap of a button, and blocks 95% of UV rays. It’s like sunscreen, but make it couture.

  • 100% waterproof polyester with long-lasting sublimation print
  • 37.4” / 95cm wide, fits one body and one bad mood
  • Folds to 11.4” /29cm to stash in bags, clutch purses, or oversized pockets
  • Weighs just onder 1lb/430g, light enough to carry, just heavy enough to swing
  • Auto open & close system: one button, one hand, zero patience
  • Rubberized handle for a confident grip (even in chaos)
  • UV-resistant black coating (95%) keeps you cooler under pressure

Care Instructions

Care like a grown-up: Let it air dry open. Wipe clean with a damp cloth. That’s it.

Regular price €39,00 EUR
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