Merde, Il Pleut - Iconic Statement Umbrella

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Umbrella

MERDE, IL PLEUT

Built for one. Serving for ten.

For weather you hate and people you won’t cover. Here in look-at-me yellow, the 37” version of our bestselling “Merde, Il Pleut” umbrella is smaller, sassier, and 100% unwilling to share. Lightweight yet tough enough for city winds, it snaps open with one hand and folds neatly into its matching sleeve to fit in your bag when the sun returns. Whether you’re stuck in a drizzle or just want to give off "ennui" while glaring at strangers, this one gets the job done. Quirky fashion statement or just a little weather rebellion: it's a perfect funny French present for friends, Francophiles, or yourself. Also available in don't-talk-to-me black.

Features

For when you want to stay dry and shady — literally and figuratively. This compact umbrella isn’t for sharing — by design. With a 37.4” / 95cm canopy, it comfortably covers one person: you. No room for friends, lovers, or awkward huddles. Fits in your bag and opens with a slap of a button: panache!

100% waterproof polyester with long-lasting sublimation print
37.4” / 95cm wide, fits one body and one bad mood
Folds to 11.4” /29cm to stash in bags, clutch purses, or oversized pockets
Weighs just onder 0.91lb/412g, light enough to carry, just heavy enough to swing
Auto open & close system: one button, one hand, zero patience
Rubberized handle for a confident grip (even in chaos)