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Unisex T-Shirt

YE OLDE DUMB SLUT

Medieval whore, modern core.

Medieval. Messy. Majestic.

“Ye Olde Dumb Slut” brings Gothic type and time-traveling shame to the modern wardrobe. Whether you’re cursed, chaotic, or canonically unserious, this one’s for the witchy wench with attitude.

Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this ethically made unisex tee has a retail fit, soft-touch fabric, ribbed collar, and tear-away label. Strong enough for pillorying. Soft enough for playdates.

Features

Not just a tee. A whole mood.

This isn’t your basic cotton tee—it’s the one you reach for on laundry day because it actually feels good. Lightweight, breathable, and cut just right, it works hard without trying hard. Dress it up, down, or sideways. Either way, it brings the attitude.

  • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Retail fit with a modern cut
  • Ribbed collar that keeps its shape
  • Tear-away label = no scratchy nonsense
  • Made ethically. Like, actually.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
  • Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
  • Tumble dry on low heat
  • Iron, steam, or dry at medium heat
  • Do not dry clean
Regular price €25,00 EUR
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