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Vintage Cap

I WISH I HAD MONEY INSTEAD OF THIS HUGE DICK

Blessing and a burden.

You win some, you… win some awkwardly. This hat balances ego with irony, stitched on vintage-washed cotton twill with a soft crown that doesn’t take itself too seriously. The sweatband keeps it cool, while the antique brass buckle adjusts to both your mood and your financial regrets.

Features

The Vintage Cap brings the heat with a worn-in finish and bold embroidery that doesn’t play it safe. Whether you’re topping off a lazy-day fit or making a statement without saying a word, it delivers just the right amount of edge. Soft cotton twill, antique brass buckle, and a low-profile fit that flatters every damn face. Throw it on and let the attitude do the talking.

  • 100% cotton twill
  • Low-profile, 6-panel unstructured fit
  • 6 sewn eyelets
  • Black sweatband
  • Metal buckle with antique brass finish
  • Washed-out vintage effect

Care Instructions

  • Wipe clean with a damp cloth
  • Do not iron print
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not tumble dry
Regular price $46.00 USD
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